A Joke

(I receive a good number of jokes through email, but few of them actually make me laugh. This is one of the few that did. Enjoy!)

I was a very happy guy. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been together for over a year, and we decided to get married. There was only one thing troubling me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally went braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view.

One day "little sister" called, and asked me to come over so we could discuss some of the wedding arrangements. She was alone when I arrived, and as we sat down to review the menu, she sat herself very close to me. Shen then whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me, feelings that she just couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I married and committed my life to her sister. Needless to say, I was in total shock and couldn't utter a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and join me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline directly to the front door. I opened it, walked through, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, and all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test! We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to our family!"

And the moral of this story? : Always keep your condoms in the car.